Nigeria is almost torn into pieces. Terrorists control a substantial part of the North and their recent exploits along Abuja-Kaduna Highway and the attack on the train in Kaduna left sorrow, tears and blood. Rather than sit down and negotiate the future of the nations entrapped within Nigeria, several criminal politicians are preparing to spend monies from national and state treasuries in another charade called elections in 2023.

2023: Why Do So Many Criminals Aspire To Rule Nigeria? Why?

By Adeola Aderounmu

There are so many political criminals and outright morons lining up as aspirants to become the president of a terror-inclined and failed republic called Nigeria in 2023. There are now uncountable dumb assess who want to rule the remnants of the spoil of war called Nigeria.

There is an even growing list of contenders for the spoil of war. Men who will milk Nigeria to dryness.

Tinubu, Osinbajo, Saraki, Atiku, Fayemi, Fayose, Wike, Akpabio, Ameachi, Ngige, Bakare, Bello, Okorocha, Tambuwal, Obi, Kalu, Peller, Kwakanso, Jonathan…

Ask yourself: Are these people crazy or are they just mentally deranged? Are those talking about elections, campaigning, or voting with functional brain cells or are their brain cells dead or frozen? Where is the country they want to rule?

Tinubu has been going around saying that he will do what Buhari-Osinbajo did not accomplished. But they are supposed to belong to the same party. Do you get the drift? It’s like Biden saying that Obama’s regime was a disaster. Can that ever happen (even if it was)? We should not go deeply into stupid campaigns and useless promises.

Camera-finder, detective Fasola said that APC will provide electricity in less than 6 months. 7 years later, Nigeria is the darkest country in the world at night. These people are just oloriburuku gang. Have you seen the ease to join APC from PDP and vice-versa? In several essays, I have discussed political prostitutions of which Atiku is the chief prostitutes.

Let me face the crux of the matter. Which country are these morons aspiring to rule? Several parts of Northern Nigeria are under the control of terrorists. Abuja-Kaduna highway now belongs to the terrorists. Terrorists and gunmen have infiltrated almost every part of Nigeria and can destroy lives and property as they wished. The Buhari-Osinbajo APC mandate was given to end terrorism and to speed up true federalism/political restructuring of Nigeria. Some experts called it economic restructuring. In basic term, something urgent was required to be done at the onset, in 2015. But Buhari and Osinbajo went to sleep, threw away the 2 most important agenda on which they campaigned even if the elections were rigged in their favours.

Is it not moronic, evil, treachery to abandon the 2 most important points on which a mandate was given? Buhari does not even know the meaning of restructuring, or he didn’t believe in the manifesto he campaigned on. Let me not even laugh on his stupid but famous N1 to USD1 promise. That showed he was daft since he was born. On the other promise, Buhari once said “what is Boko Haram”? I mean it was like saying, we created Boko Haram, we will end it. But whoever the Buhari in Aso rock is/was remains a weak soul, a toothless bulldog. He barks but does not bite. I mean Boko Haram have expanded, made unimaginable progress and terrorism in Nigeria is one of the worst in the world in 2022.

You will need to do an extensive reading on your own to understand the impact of terrorism in Nigeria. On education, on security, on traumatic tales, on transport, on our consciousness and invariably on the oncoming plans for a dead-on-arrival election for 2023.

I have written on several occasions that no normal human being should be talking about elections in Nigeria. I made this call first in 2010 as the 2011 elections approached. My take then is my take now: Nigeria is not fixable by rigged and arranged elections. You cannot build a mansion on sand. It will collapse and life and property will be lost. Which is what is still shocking me!

Nigeria is not going to work. Nigeria as it is now needs to end. We have now past the point where political or economic restructuring would do any fix. I mean why do more than 20 people want to rule Nigeria. We are talking about more than 20 criminals who if they were living in China would have been executed! But in Nigeria, they hide under stupid immunity, steal themselves to stupor, loot the commonwealth and bankroll expensive elections campaign.

Who amongst the criminals aspiring to rule Nigeria can campaign in all the local governments in Borno? They dare not because terrorists will kill them for dinner one by one. Who amongst them can get out of their motor charade and conduct an open-air campaign along Kaduna-Abuja Highway? I can go one in many ways to show that the 2023 elections, if they held, will NEVER be in every part of Fraudgeria.

My personal expectation is for the present crops of criminals in the National Assembly to make plans for the final disintegration of Nigeria. They owe it to the poor people, more than 100 million, 99% of whom have never experienced 24 hours of uninterrupted electricity since they were born, to end Nigeria. Nobody in this world can fix Nigeria the way it is. Coming around every 4 years and getting fooled or playing the fool make the species Nigeriana a very unthoughtful group of Homo Sapiens. In another essay, I have expressed how I have been fooled since 1979! I was 7 then but I was conscious of the hope that was supposed to come with Awolowo and for some others Shagari. The rest is history and if elections should hold in Nigeria in 2023, it means we are totally mad as a matter of fact. We are probably mad because the same promises that were made in 1979 will be made in 2027 and 2031.

The level of terrorism in Nigeria today and the mad wave of violence and uncertainties enveloping Nigeria means that no election in Nigeria day can be done at the national level. Nobody who is sane should even be talking about sustaining anything as it is in Nigeria/Fraudgeria today.

It is time to break up the failed country and let everyone return to their regions. That magic that they want to perform at the national level should be attempted on a smaller scale at the regional level. Is it by force to rule Nigeria? Is it by force for Nigeria to exist as a community of corrupt, rich elites and 100 million poverty-stricken souls? Why are people in politics keen on keeping Nigeria as the mass-poverty capital of the world? Why?

Much ado about nothing!

It’s time to end Nigeria and set the entrapped nations free. When they are free, they will resist terrorism. When they become free, they will start in earnest with the pursuit of happiness and in pursuit of the essence of life.