Tinubu Cannot Give What He Doesn’t Have

December 27, 2023 / Adeola / Leave a comment

By Adeola Aderounmu

In some way, we are all like Tinubu, we cannot give what we don’t have.

I had described Tinubu’s government as a Jaguda government. A Jaguda government is a criminal government, simple. I have seen outcry over the 2024 Tinubu’s budget. I have not expressed any outrage because there is none. Though a lot of government in the world are criminal organizations, the pattern of it in Nigeria is disturbing.

If someone had told you that Tinubu is a hungry man or a hustle before he became the president of Nigeria, you would have dismissed the allegation just the same way his wife Remi did. She said Tinubu does not need Nigeria’s money. She is a blood liar. Everyone lies at some point, but some lies are entrenched in some people’s DNA.

Have you seen how much Tinubu is taking from the National treasury to feed his hungry family? I don’t care about the amount because he did not start the madness. Buhari and Baba kekere-Osinbajo did not start it either. Hungry families have been moving in and out of government houses since it’s creation. Nigeria fed the hungry brits. Now she will feed the hungry Tinubus. It is called heritage. If you wanted a one Nigeria, your ancestors may punish you if you complain about the 2024 budget because the 2025 will not be different.

A few people have cornered the goodness of the land. They have stopped the flow of milk and honey to more than 180 million people living in poverty,

Tinubu cannot give to Nigeria that which he does not have. Let us be clear for the umpteenth time. The problem is not Tinubu. The problem is Nigeria. The country was manufactured by the rogues of England. The profits of the “lands” or “nations” entrapped within Nigeria are shared mostly among foreign criminal governments, foreign criminal organisations and the “Nigerian” elites that have perpetuated and perfected the process of neo-colonisation.

The only thing that still speaks against the highly placed criminality of the Nigerian elites is the confession of a Nigerian politician in the late 1970s that there is enough to go round even if Nigerian politicians and the people are greedy. There is enough for everyone’s greed. That is how “rich” Nigeria is even under the biggest management. But the goodness does not go round because for example we are being told that a man like Emefiele has 4 banks. We also know that Tinubu stole money and gave his son to buy an expensive house in UK. I mean there are uncountable reasons why there is not enough today for everyone’s greed. A few people have cornered the goodness of the land and have stopped the flow of milk and honey to more than 180 million people living in poverty.

In the 1990s, I read a story that I believed so much. That if the resources of the Niger Delta were properly managed, they are enough to sustain the entire Africa continent. I believed the narrative because in Europe, there are countries that have inadequate resources, but the people are living good, most of them.

Therefore, the problem is not Tinubu. The problem is the existence of Nigeria. The problem is the extinction of the nations that competed during the early years of Nigeria. The problem is the extinction of the Western Region, the Eastern Region and the Northern Region. The problem is the lack of determination of the people entrapped in Nigeria to seek freedom and pursuit of happiness in independent nations. The people chose slavery – they chose Nigeria – the modern slave ship.

Tinubu cannot give you what he does not have. The 2024 budget is what he has. A criminal will always make criminal documents to keep himself in business. A criminal will surround himself with loyal criminals. That is what government in Nigeria has always been, that is what it will always be. Again, I must remind you that most governments in the world are criminal organisations. The most distinguishing element of the criminality of the Nigeria government is not giving a damn about consequences.

What Tinubu can give you is a cosmetic fight against corruption. He will choose his fight carefully because if a criminal steps on the wrong toes, he would be burnt, brutally. Tinubu can drag Emefiele. The former central bank rogue is an easy target. The man who employed him or the government he served can breathe. They have a scape goat. Everything about Tinubu is fake. You know the stories. You want a good life from a man who made fortunes through a fake life? You are the biggest joker.

The redemption of the people trapped in Nigeria can never come from a man whose hands are soiled in blood. The redemption will not come from a bloody liar who made a living and a curious life out of lies and deceits. Tinubu will almost pursue a unilateral line of anticorruption: Emeliefiasis. Emeliefe served in a corrupt regime. Corruption has been the national anthem since 1960 and the amplification of corruption between 1999 (when Tinubu himself became a rogue governor) and today is unprecedented in the history of mankind.

Every now and then, one way or the other, there will be cheering news. Something like the railway line evolving. Remember that these rail lines are very old inventions and that the side cuts in terms of corruption are massive and unspoken. Every now and then, there will always be a silver lining somewhere. That is how Nigeria was built to function.

The playground for success will never be level. The opportunity to succeed will never reach every corner of Maiduguri or Badagry. A unilateral system of government is not for the benefit of everyone. It is for the selected few, their families-when they find harmony within, and their business friends-locally and internationally. What about the lobbyists and the PR machines always making sure that the public spaces and the media you consumed fill you with hope that Nigeria will be better in your lifetime? My grandparents were fed with the same message of hope. My parents died hoping for a return to the lives they had in Western Nigeria.

At some points, I thought it would come. But now, having been fortunate to cross middle age, I am sure the hope of unborn generations of Yoruba cannot be in the hands of criminals like Tinubu (or Obasanjo before him). No man can ever give you what he does not have. But gangsters and impostors will pretend to do so. I love the word “inexplicable”. It has helped me to describe the average mentality of the Nigerian hoping that things will get better and life will be good for more than 200 million people entrapped in colonial-made NIGGER AREA.

In all honesty, all a typical Nigeria seek is better life for himself/herself. That hope is a selfish hope and has nothing to do with the rest of us. If we care for one another, our thoughts of freedom should be unanimous, our quests to live happy and to find peace with man and nature will be unquestionable. We would be in our nations building, inventing, investing, and making a better world ready for our children and the generations unborn.

But we can’t give what we don’t have, can we?

Tinubu-Shettima Mandate: Another Decor For Nigeria

July 3, 2023 / Adeola / Leave a comment

Tinubu-Shettima Mandate: Another Decor For “Fraudgeria”

By Adeola Aderounmu

When I saw former governor Orji Kalu crying, I did not bother to see him or listen to the nonsense he had to say or explain. I mean, uncountable number of people in Nigeria have cried and even died unnecessarily because of criminals called politicians like Kalu since 1999 (to choose a recent start line).

There was a time I thought I would write about all the criminal politicians in Nigeria, especially since 1999. I started writing what I called THE UNTOUCHABLES. The first one was about Orji Uzor Kalu (the cry-cry man), the second one was about Bola Ahmed Tinubu. The third criminal that was featured is Atiku Abubakar. The blog entries are here on adeola.blog which is one of Africa’s longest private blogs. However, most of the external links on those articles written between December 2007 and January 2008 would be outdated for sure. I stopped the series after the third post.

There was a time in the lifespan of the EFCC that gave huge promises and bright hope. Those were the early days of Ribadu. Later it turned out that Ribadu was a rogue planted (most likely) from the IBB team. In Nigeria (aka Fraudgeria), the more you see, the less you understand. The more time goes, the greater the distortion of facts. Even more sadly, the more time goes, the less the suffering masses remember of the sins of their oppressors and slave masters.

Despite all the possibilities for Ribadu to put Tinubu away, he failed. I don’t know why. But hopefully I would be able to do a piece on why Tinubu was an evil child of necessity for Nigeria and Yoruba politics. Despite all his shortcomings and obvious criminal tendencies, Tinubu is today the president of Nigeria through an election that was simply a scam.

With evil men like IBB, Ribadu and Obasanjo in control of Nigeria (at that time), the emergence and survival of Bola Ahmed Tinubu was a necessity. The gods must have kept him and preserve him. Tinubu was one of those that appeared in my series, THE UNTOUCHABLES. Indeed, he is still untouchable.

Ribadu’s failure at EFCC was due to a few factors. He was handpicked from the camp of the cabal so he lacked the merit and experience to be an anti-corruption chief. He was the 11th finger on Obasanjo’s crooked hands. His weakness and low level of mentality was exposed during the third term bid of Obasanjo. I have written severally on that topic on my blog, so it would not be revisited today.

Nigeria was established by British criminals. Today, the colony is ruled by corrupt politicians. Fraudgeria was established as a business enterprise and today, the mission remains intact. If we raise the standard of governance by an inch in Fraudgeria, if we raise the standard of law and order by another inch, almost all the people in government in Fraudgeria today would have been sentenced to death or life imprisonment. But Nigeria is in the gutters. There is nothing to raise.

What has kept Fraugerian politics in motion and sustenance is the willingness of the masses to place their slave masters, their so-called Polithieves on a scale of more evil to less evil. What does this mean? It means that you are not expected to be a good (or normal) person based on the foundations of Fraudgeria.

So, a certain Kalu who should have been forgotten in prison after his tenure as governor can cry in public and get sympathy. It means a Tinubu who became a necessity to counter greater evils like Obasanjo can act as the hope of a certain generation. A Shettima whose hands are soiled in terrorism can become president in Fraudgeria. You cannot draw up the list of all the criminals in Fraudgeria politics and public life. It is a fundamental requirement that your criminalities give you elevation to positions of power and authority. So, the list will be inexhaustible.

A Tinubu-Shettima mandate that started a few weeks ago has already supported my claim that a certain Buhari in Aso rock was the dumbest thing in human history. A man (real or fake Buhari) who has no sense, a man who could only lead by the gun and a man I would never have employed as a houseboy ruled over Fraudgeria for complete 8 years. I can never get over that trauma. Nigeria is already a fraud, then the people sat back and allowed a complete fool to rule. Even in my grave, I would fail to understand how a nonentity held sway!

We have now reached a decoy. That is what this present regime would serve. People would wait to see what can be achieved. The man who would have been the vice-president had he sat his ass in the PDP, one Peter Obi is doing all in his might to derail the faulty mandate. Some of his disciples are reasoning it that Tinubu-Shettima mandate got off to a brilliant start with decision makings.

People forget how quickly 4 years pass in our lifetime. It is like a blink of an eye. If the composition of this mandate is sustained for 4 years, if Peter Obi continues to labour in vain (which is very likely), then those issues that shook Fraudgeria to her foundations in 2023 would be back in 2027. The decoy would be off for a while and the realities that Fraudgeria was built upon would be exposed again. At that time, the people would be deceived again, and suffering with One Fraudgeria would be oiled and relaunched.

Who benefits from one Fraudgeria? This essay is not designed to answer that question. But think about a place where a greater evil sustained a lesser evil in other to bring hope. Then, think about where the common good outweighs the sum of all evil. What will bne your choice?

Regardless of how long the tactics of the politicians play out, regardless of the antics of the founders of Fraudgeria and regardless of how many more generations that would waste away, a certain history event that would be made in the future will dismantle Fraudgeria.

As it is now, even with the nations entrapped in Nigeria are not liberated, it is obvious that the political structure in Nigeria is a fraudulent one. If Tinubu sustained the idea of a unitary government, then he is maintaining the criminality of the system. That will make him a more dangerous criminal too. No normal human being should intend to rule under a unitary system.

The emancipation of Africa and the rise of the nations that would be set free from entrapment in Africa would be triggered by declaration of freedom in today’s Nigeria. At that time, no regime would be a decoy. Nations would arise (even if just in the name of regional government) and take their rightful places.

This outgoing generation has still a slight chance of changing history and championing the strat of a new future. Time will tell if Tinubu is (actually) wise or stupid.

aderounmu@gmail.com

1979 On My Mind

January 7, 2022 / Adeola / Leave a comment

In 1979 I learnt about the vicious Nigerian political cycle for the first time. To trust in it in 2022 will make me a lifetime moron. I remember names like ShittaBey, Akinjide, Akinloye, Shagari, Awolowo, Aminu Kano, Waziri Ibrahim, OvieWhisky and not a lot more. I mean I was 7 years old in 1979, yet the names stuck!

1979 On My Mind

By Adeola Aderounmu

Sometimes when I start to punch my keyboard, I stare at the blank word document and wonder what new stuffs I need to write about Nigeria, the greatest flop in human history.

Sometimes I want to affirm that Nigeria is a useless country then I remember that was where I got my elementary education and even my tertiary education up to master’s degree number 1. Then I started a phd and never went back to defend the thesis. I also know that a lot of people addressed as Nigerians both in Nigeria and overseas are great men and women. As a matter of fact, people addressed as Nigerians are holding some of the best positions in the corporate, medical, and business- worlds, globally.

But when you look at that fool called “Buhari”, when you look at how politics is operated generally, you start to rethink- are the people called Nigerians normal? Are they for real? I mean, how can any normal human being in the world point to that thing called Buhari and say this is my president? You really have to be mad to make such an acknowledgement. I took it so personal; I have stopped listening to the guy (whoever it is/it was) a long time ago. There is so much I want to learn in my lifetime that listening to that thing called Buhari would affect my positive accumulation of knowledge. But for twitter, I would not have known that someone sat with that thing and held an interview.

How do you interview a brain-dead or stupid person? How does it work?

How will Nigeria work when the collective mentalities of the people are subjected to the mentality of a daft person?

How do you think if you call yourself a Nigerian? What does that even mean nowadays?

Then most of the population is gearing up for a vicious cycle in 2023.

In 1979, I learnt about this vicious cycle for the first time. To trust in it will make me a lifetime moron. I remember ShittaBey, Akinloye, Shagari, Uwais, Awolowo, Aminu Kano, Waziri Ibrahim, Ovie-Whisky and not a lot more. I mean I was 7 years old in 1979 and these names stuck!

In 2023, you want to repeat the process that has made Nigeria one of the worst places to be born or live.

That Nigeria is still a country is greater that all the wonders of the world put together. How can a people decide to be foolish, naïve, gullible, deceivable, and forgiving of all the crimes that the politicians and the elites including the military have committed against them for 3 generations? How?

How can the people decide to still live together in one country bound by poverty, terrorism, oppression, state-sponsored crimes, arson, and deliberate non-emancipation of the penury-loving population?

I saw a headline about some Ijaw people who planned to stage a demonstration because of an unsolved murder case. This is part of the problem. Selected people agitate briefly when the problem touched them. The unsolved murder of the schoolboy is so huge it would have ended some regimes in a normal country. in Nigeria, the murder of this schoolboy is so tiny compared to all the murders that the government have committed since 1999. If you stretch it back before 1999, the murder of the schoolboy is nothing at all.

Nigeria will forever be a giant crime scene for as long as it exists, and the elites will forever remain above the law for as long as a country called Nigeria exists.

Don’t misinterpret me. The murder of the schoolboy is a sad occurrence. But if we want justice, it is a national, patriotic call to end Nigeria. We cannot keep pretending or believing that Nigeria will work until the problem, until Nigeria happens to us!

Ending Nigeria will not end all the crimes and atrocities in the geographical region in one night. It will only give us the rare opportunity to retrace ourselves back to the 1950s and 1960s when we were on the path of greatness as separate nations. We were as separate nations, among the best places to live in the world in the 1950s.

We are not telling ourselves the truth about the senseless, stupid and useless system of government in Nigeria because we hope that every election year will bring succor. But for me, for all I know and all I have remembered from 1979, Nigeria is a giant scam and the third generation will waste away like the two before it.

Millions will live their lives not knowing happiness. They will know hustle. They will know darkness all their life as electricity remains a luxury. Many will beg for living because of the absence of social security system. Millions will beg for money and materials to live because of the oppressive nature of the society/country.

For as long as Nigeria exists, for as long as idiots like Buhari, APC politicians, PDP politicians and aspiring APC and PDP politicians rule Nigeria, poverty will never end. Injustice will never cease, unemployment will be norm, education will be out of the reach of the common/poor people and achieving something with your life will be a miracle and attributes of some unseen powers.

Life is not rocket science. It is what the people decide to make it. It is what it is.

aderounmu@gmail.com

The Global Humiliation Of Buhari, Our Collective Embarrassment

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 / Adeola / Leave a comment

How can any responsible family in the world allow their father to be exposed to the humiliation and embarrassment that Buhari is exposed to? Are we being told that his family has dumped or rejected him?

What on mother earth is the meaning of kovikk one nine?

The Global Humiliation Of Buhari, Our Collective Embarrassment

By Adeola Aderounmu

It is no longer secret that Buhari (if that is really him) is now a very serious embarrassment to himself, his family and to the people called Nigerians.

For the sake of humanity, the people who are in the Nigerian National Assembly in Abuja should end this national, continental and global shame. If that is the last job that would do, they ought to step up and do it. I know they are accomplices in this mess but for the records they needed to be told anyway.

I don’t know the nature of Buhari’s (?) problems but if there is somewhere he ought to be now, it is at home. If he left his home for any reason, he should be for a walk of exercise or to visit medical experts in Daura who can give him appropriate medical treatment and attention.

Young Buhari

Don’t get me wrong. We are talking about one of Nigeria’s most wanted politically exposed persons (PEP). So, if there is a place he should be shuttling after his tenure, it should be between the court rooms and prison. Buhari cannot be exonerated from all the crimes that had taken place under/around his watch in various ministries between 1977 and 2020!

However, the priority from his loved ones (if he has any) right now should be care and affection. How can any responsible family in the world allowed their father to be exposed to the humiliation and embarrassment that Buhari (?) is exposed to? Are we being told that his family has rejected him? Can we actually deduce that the family is in support of this global humiliation because of the perks of the “presidency”?

I cannot help the family of (that) Buhari in Aso rock to think about what they should do and how they can best help him. The best l can do as a blogger is to pen this down for posterity, so that history is not distorted.

However, Nigerians can demand for a medical examination & results thereof, to ascertain whether (that) Buhari knows his name, the names of his children and the names of the 36 states and capital in Nigeria. What about the governors’ names? Probably long shots! Does he know where he is and what to do or say?

Look at Angela Merkel of Germany (not West Germany, that was Buhari’s stupid talk), there was no secret about whether she had met a doctor or about her doctor having COVID 19 (and not kovikk one nine according to Buhari).

What is actually wrong with 200 million Nigerians? Does anybody know how we think? Does anybody know why half of the population (100 million), in the absence of Covid 19, have not marched across the country to end this illegal, unelected regime of Kyari in Aso Rock?

Confusing Old Buhari (Plastic surgery or impostor?). Many Questions unanswered!

How long are we going to pretend that we don’t know that Nigeria is on auto-pilot and invariably in the hands of the some handlers on behalf of thoughtless Buhari? How long are we going to act stupid and moronic, all of us?

The thought of this collective passivity cum mumuism has no parallel in human history. It would never do!

Everyone missed it or simply looked away when Buhari should have been stopped during the campaign when he said nothing right. The videos and pieces of evidence are all over the internet that this man belong to an institution and not to the seat of power. Why did we act stupid and idiotic together? This is a national and international embarrassment and it must be corrected today.

I cannot restate enough my disdain for the NASS though it seems we are at their mercy as it stands, and with the way Nigeria is today, I cannot shout enough for the need for the various nations entrapped and enslaved within Nigeria to be free.

Buhari’s state of health and the lose of touch with reality may have contributed to making Nigeria one of the most terrorized countries on earth in the last 5 years.

But this one thing, the fixing and the resetting of the offices at the presidency cannot wait. The vacancy is “too loud” to ignore or let be.

The members of the National Assembly should stop acting childish. They knew 100% that Buhari(?) cannot address the country. They knew but decided to push him to the point of ridicule.

The jokes were already making rounds that Buhari was learning how to pronounce coronavirus or COVID-19. It turned out to be so! Was that also due to a leaked memo? What on mother earth is the meaning of kovikk one nine?

The reason l am writing this essay is to be clear. History must record it that not all of us were cowards or foolish. Again, like l’d done since the beginning of 2020, I reiterate that my essays are also directed to the unborn generations (hopefully some people will survive this pandemic and procreate). If there is a future generation, they need to know that some people demanded for the right things to be done even with their lives at risk, at home and away.

To be clear, my observations watching that helpless being or Buhari online showed a person who may be in a hostage situation. Unless a medical doctor states otherwise publicly, l do not agree (Buhari?) made the voluntary decision to address the country or that he made a conscious efforts about his daily chores. I stand to be corrected.

So, why in the name of humanity are the (dummies) called senators or legislators more interested in buying new cars when there are serious issues like impeaching an incapacitated Buhari? What is wrong with the Nigerian politician? How daft would he/she get? What is wrong with the rest of us? When will our mumuism be over? When? Will this pandemic wash us or just our mumuism, away?

How long will those who called themselves the families of (Buhari?) look on as the world laughs at him before they save him? If the politicians become useless in their functions, should the family also become useless in showing love and affection to their father, uncle and grandfather?

If there is a campaign that should go viral until it is effected, it should be #FreeBuhariNow!

Let him go home and be in the comfort of his family, where he can receive love, care and attention. Enough of his hostage situation!

It is time to end the Kyari illegal presidency and his use of force through the DSS and the Northern military chiefs to steer Nigeria. This humiliation must end, totally!

aderounmu@gmail.com